Tom
- Nickname
- Tam the Bam
- Y.O.B.
- 1972
- Fitbaw Debut
- 11 February 2004
- League Position History
-
- 9th
- Retired after 9 games
- Playing Position
- (Horizontal) Defending
- Playing Style
- Fussball man with a broken spindle
- Best Known For
- being "That rubbish English guy with the gay red shoes"
- Childhood Hero
- Kenny Dogleash
- Reminiscent Of
- Keira Knightley in BILB, with less skill but bigger boobs
- Favourite Fitbaw Moment
- Having a wee 10 year old ask to play "wi' the big boys" - and being brilliant!