Next Week - Back to the Desert!

Teams will go up next week when we know who's playing.


Back to pitch 7 next week - the good old green painted, sand covered concrete! Also, Creeks has stuck up a MOTM poll.

Moonlighting Is A Bad Idea!

I've managed to knacker myself as well!


So I got a call on Friday night from Big Martie to ask if I wanted a game of 5s that next morning. I jumped at the chance. So along I went to meet a bunch of chaps who all looked quite hard (apart from Bert) and who obviously were born with a football at their feet.

Now I thought that with almost 6 months of games behind us, we were getting pretty good. After 5 minutes playing with these guys, I swiftly realised that if we ever played them - even our best 5 against their worst 5 - we'd get a complete humping! Goodness knows how Martie gets a game! ;-)

I had almost made it through the first hour (they normally play for about an hour and half as it's very quiet up there on a Saturday morning) when I was running through for a ball and felt my leg go *twang*! I seem to have strained my hamstring. Not too badly, but I won't be playing this week. I'll hopefully be OK for the next game.

So! Due to the alrady delapidated squad, I'm on the lookout for a replacement. It may be Brian. It may be Martie #2. Either way, they're both a heck of a lot better than me so the teams might need messed about with but I'll let you guys sort that out! I also need a volenteer to collect the money, look after the ball etc etc. Please someone send me a mail or come and see me.

UPDATE! - Craig has managed to get another one of his mates to play. I hope you'll all make "Nellie" feel very welcome! Iain 28 July 2004.

Gaps Plugged!

Despite Craig's best attempts, we've managed to get 10 players!


So Tom's toe is broken and Si's knackered the ligaments in his ankle so they're both out for a while. Luke still can't see and no one's seen hide nor hair of Mikey Tamba while Big Dave still claims to have a sore back - bah!. So, Gordon and George are both going play to make up our 10 men. The teams are now picked!

Tam's Toe

Craig's latest victim may lose a "limb"


He's skived off to casualty (the second player today) to have his toe x-rayed. Just look at the size of the thing!

tom's busted toe

Next Week

No idea what's happening


Chaps - with all last night's injuries, I'm not sure what's happening with the teams. I'll update it when I know who's fit and who's not. I think Si will be going to the hospital this morning as he was having difficulty walking 5m to the bar after the game.

Mr Barker Snr. is kindly doing the match report this week. It'll go up when he's had a chance to write it. In the meantime, please go vote for your MOTM.

UPDATE - Tam's first report has been uploaded!

Teams Sorted

Return of the Fox!


Creeky and Foxy are back. Luke's blind until he gets his specs fixed. Stuart's still hanging about like a bad smell.

Match Report

Thanks Si!


Read it!

Another Bloody Draw!

Damn I'm good at picking teams!


Not too sure of the teams for next week guys - depends on who's available. We are on pitch 6 though which is a proper sized one and NOT the sandpaper we normally play on! Woohoo! Hopefully Si will produce another wonderful match report later.

Vote for MOTM!.

Another New Face

Creeks takes a break


Creeky can't make it this week and neither can the regular reserves so Gordon, who just started here at work, has kindly agreed to play. Does he know what he's letting himself in for?

Match Report

Si wets his nib!


Si's second ever match report is ready for reading.

Foxy Off On Jolly

Free Booze at the Open!


Hopefully Alan will be back next week and as long as Stuart is still OK to play then we have a full compliment.

Si will write the match report this week but he isn't in work today so it won't be up until tomorrow.

Poll for MOTM is up too.

Dropping Like Flies

King Midas Cricks His Neck


Alan will not be playing tomorrow as he hurt his neck in last week's game. Young George will make his second outing for the Tatties.

Martie Off To Bolton

Contractual Talks take the Big Man to the Premiership


Is it just because he has the same hair do as Vernon Kay? Who knows but Martie is off to Bolton this week and won't be available to play on Wednesday. We replace one hairy person with another - Stuart will be filling in again.

No Match Report

Anyone care to take on Mikey's role?


Since Mikey wasn't playing, there won't be a match report unless someone else writes it. Any volunteers? Also, remember to go and vote for the MOTM.

Teams have been made up - Neil is back and Foxy holds his place!

Old Stuff Gone Again

It's in the Archive


Gone!