Pitch Thievery!
Cunning bartering gets us a better pitch!
The match has moved venue to our old favorite, pitch 7!
The people that were on that pitch cancelled :). The young lady on the phone also was going to give us pitch 11 again
but I prevailed to her sense of fairness and I think she has swapped us for next week too. w00t!
Sorry I'm Late...
But I was getting engaged!
The poll is set up for MOTM.
I've also made it so that anyone can add the poll each week in case I'm not here.
There might not be a match report as Mikey says the pain blocked out most of the match. If anyone wants to write
one then feel free and just mail it to me. After a few X-Rays and stuff, the docs say that he has torn the cartilage
in his knee so he'll be out for three months! We hope it's gets better sooner than that.
Neil is also out this week after bruising a rib in a clash with Si. It looks as though last week's game was more like
a war of attrition!
So strips - in case folk are wondering what's going on, the plan has changed.
If you want a new stripy top, buy one. If you don't, wear what we have. If you're in the Tatties team, wear any blue top
you have.
Finally, there has been some chat about the teams getting a bit repetitive and the same players playing together all
the time. For this week, I have just paired people off and we'll see what happens. Any problems with the teams, stick
it in the forum. Dr Fox will fill one of the spots - not sure yet about the other. The teams may change depending on
who plays. UPDATE - Stuart the Bearded Wonder will be making his third appearance this week
to make up the tenth man - ta much Stuart!
Knees - knobbly! A fine shot of the Christian's handy work!
And Then There Were Ten!
Martie Mk 2 takes the final place!
Woohoo - we finally have 10 players! Martie Mark 2 (Martin C) who has played one game before is taking the final
place. I've split him and Foxy as they're both handy and then split George and Atif as they are the two unknowns.
The teams look fair enough - should be a good game!
Watch Out Lads - Here Come the Accountants
There'll be no score tampering this week!
A HUGE thanks to Atif and George for stepping up to the plate this week. We now have 9 players - only one
more to go! With any luck, Mikey R will get back to me tomorrow and it'll be all systems go!
He's Ba-ack!
Ronaldino didn't want me to play :(
OK - I go away for a week and it all falls apart. Not everyone paid Mikey and now half the "squad" all bugger
off on holiday at the same time??? WTF?! Tom, Luke and Martie are all off and Alan has other commitments - some
crappy excuse about having to collect his son - bah! Where's his commitment to the GAME! ;-)
So, we're short of players! I've emailed the usual suspects and we'll see what happens. The one replacement I can
confirm is the mighty Dr Fox who will make his debut this week. The others will be announced as I find out who they
are! The teams will probably be decided on the day when we see who turns up.
I've also added Mike's match report to the usual place.
Laters!
I'm off on holiday!
Right you lot. I'm off to Barcelona for a long weekend but will be back in time for next week's match.
I am not in work at all next week so Tamba has kindly "volunteered" to look after things in my absence.
Any questions / call offs / etc should go his way. He'll pay for the pitch and collect the money and
book next week's pitch.
The website will not be updated but you can post your own stuff in the forum including the match report.
I'll sort it all out when I get back. See you on the sand covered concrete next week!
Diddi dum dum dum, Another one bites the dust!
Baw number 2 goes bye bye!
Creeky did his best to retrieve the ball but those thieving gypos at Murray Volvo denied ever seeing a ball in the lot.
So the ever giving kitty has stepped up and Creeks went and got a new ball - the latest version too!
The Humping Reported
A bitter Tamba writes up the result
The new report is there for the reading.
The Humping
The 9 goal whitewash (white and black wash?) makes no difference!
The rankings ain't changed one bit after all that.
That means the same teams (but this time the Mince won't have all their ringers and a tiny pitch!)
THE HOME LEG IS NEXT WEEK!
Full Teams Restored!
Subs' bench is getting crowded
· Tom is too busy with the RMS PRO testing to play - we all hope it goes OK the Bam!
· Si is off on a golfing holiday with is Dad - we all hope you win against Normski!
· Craig is off to Florida on holiday for a week to visit some family - we all hope you didn't leave the gas on!
· Foxy is testing as well and will not replace Tom - we have an unknown in one of Martie's mates from work!
· Michael "The Life Of" Riley is replacing Si - he got MOTM last time he played!
· Dave is replacing Craig - who will he run into this week???
UPDATE
A N Other is Brian! Welcome Brian - new person rules state that you have to let my team win!
Also note that this week's game is pitch
one
which is a tiny MoFo! That means that the mince have the Twin Towers and Big Dave who can all cover the length of
the pitch in about two and a half strides! Great! :(
Players For Next Week
Dropping like flies!
Craig misses his first ever match next week as he's off on holiday. Si has something on too (but I can't remember what!).
The Bam might be kissing tester ass on Wednesday and won't get away in time. So! We need a replacement for Si and a standby
for Tam! I suppose it's up to me again!?? :(
Return of the Mikey!
After one week of peace, Mikey's back with a vengeance!
BLAM!
Old Nike Ball Found!
Due to it's weeks in manure, the ball has mutated! Thanks Luke!
The Bam Busts His Knee
Brave defending costs Tom a place in the starting line-up!
Tom's knee is still knackered after his goal saving tackle on Si last week. Reluctantly,
Dave has agreed to play again!
Old Gubbins Archived
Old pap hidden away again
It's in the archive if you want to see it all again!