New Ringer - Andrew Laviers

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Andrew works at the office here with us Idox chaps. Here's his self assessment:

  1. Fitness level, out of five, where 1 is “I'll be dead in five minutes and spend the rest in goals” and 5 is “I shall run all day and track back every time we’re in defence”? 
    • Probably around 3 (it’s all relative to the age of the competition!)
  2. Skill level, out of five, where 1 is “The ball will likely just bounce of me” and five is “I use both feet with consummate ease and have a fine array of tricks”? 
    • 3.5 (usually a ‘curved performance, peaking between the 20th and 40th minutes)
  3. Passing ability, out of five, where 1 is “You're lucky if I can just get the ball away from my feet!” and five is “I'm all about the one touch, total football”? 
    • 4
  4. Speed, out of five, where 1 is “I'm more of a long distance runner” and five is “Usain Bolt!”? 
    • 3 (see Q1)
  5. Best position – keeper, defender, defensive midfielder (good distributer), attacking midfielder (goal scorer but not an out and out striker) or striker? 
    • Attacking midfielder (although these days you may see me in the defensive role more often)
  6. Footballing history – any useful info. Did you play amateur? More of an 11s player? Once had trials for Barcelona? Anything you think might be relevant. 
    • General pub team type of stuff (pre-28), since then 5s once a week typically

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